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THIS IS AN ABSOLUTELY NORMAL DAY IN THE AVERAGE LIFE OF A TOTALLY NORMAL TWO-YEAR OLD.

"Thank you for offering to walk yourself across the parking lot," I told him. "I appreciate your spirit of initiative. ...

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