If You Are a Fuchsbau or a Bauerschwein, You Will Probably Not Find This Humorous

I am simply relating the following because it is one of the greatest compliments I have ever received in my life, and I feel like bragging:

I finished giving my hard-working wife a massage, and she stood up, rolled her shoulders back, turned to me, and said,

"That felt SO GOOD. You have the hands of a Blutbad."

If you were in my position, you'd be bragging too. Thank you, Becca. That is probably the nicest thing I have heard in 2013. You are more beautiful than a Hexenbiest and much more kind than a Hundjäger.