HEY, THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVOURITE NUMBERS TWO! A BREAKFAST CONVERSATION WITH MY SON RECENTLY, IN WHICH HE DIALOGUES WITH MULTIPLE PEOPLE SIMULTANEOUSLY.

Him:
I actually like Princess Leia. She has a blaster. I don't like Darth Vader, he's bad. I haven't seen the Star Wars movie yet. Maybe when I'm six or eight. I hope six. Is fruit good for you? Does it have a lot of sugar? I drinks a lot of water. I'm going to eat lots of fruit so I can get stronger than Daddy. Did you know Granda is in the hospital? He is. We never finished watching Rapunzel. Do you want to come to my house? I have vitamins there. You can have a vitamin. Look at the funny Christmas tree! I like red lights.

Me:
I like those ones too! How many red Christmas lights do you think we'll see today?

Him:
I don't know. I don't have very many fingers to count with. I can only count to eight. Eight-nine-ten-eleven-twelve.

Me:
Nice job counting. 

Him:
Yep. I can count to eight.