LAST MINUTE REVISIONS OF THE ELVES.

He found an 1880s chaise longue today that he tried adding to the wishlist, but its $3,800 price tag seemed a trifle excessive, so we told him he'll have to stick to IKEA furniture for the time being. Poor lad. At least he still has his swords, sticks, staffs, scimitar, and writing buddy.

And a killer bathrobe.

THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.

Toying with the idea of totally surprising my wife for Christmas this year...thinking either XBox 360 or Playstation 4. I think she would be surprised.

Also, my son just asked for a million dollars. 

Just gonna bite the bullet and do it. Shrieks of joy: coming up soon.