Library of Alexandria and a Pictorial Assault Upon an Unarmed Two-armed Uncle Boy Named Jonny

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They saw Jonny through the glass doors of the coffee house, and squealed with unfeigned delight and leapt into his arms, whereupon they assaulted him with joy and teased him to infinity.