BABY JAMES DEAN AND A BOTTLE.

Hangin with baby James Dean. I would recommend listening to either Charlie Parker or Billy Idol on this beautiful Sunday morning. Perhaps both if you're adventurous. Mazel tov. ____ #brothers #evel0 #mtnorway #bohemianstyle

A post shared by Joseph Long (@josephivanlong) on Apr 23, 2017 at 9:08am PDT

WILLIAM JOEL. 

At this point, I should no longer feel let down by our children's apathy at my many wondrous accomplishments, but I truly thought that my note-for-note, word-for-word rendition of Billy Joel's We Didn't Start the Fire would blow their minds and put me on the cool map.

The short answer is: no.

#crushed #again