IN WHICH WE SEE CHRISTMAS VIOLENCE COMMITTED AGAINST MYSELF.

When reindeer games turn deadly. ____ #pnwonderland #longx4 #christmas2016 #rudolphtherednosedreindeer #dadsofinstagram #mtnorway

A post shared by Joseph Long (@josephivanlong) on Dec 9, 2016 at 11:44pm PST

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THINGS I NEVER ENVISIONED NEEDING TO SAY BEFORE I WAS A PARENT.

"Please, do not lock your brother outside on the porch, in the snow, in his underwear, AGAIN!"