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5.12.2017

HOW TO GET OUT OF CHORES.

Friday afternoon cleaning with one of my main dudes. Some people will do anything to get out of chores. I am an awesome mono-hando sweepist. Sweeper? Gutter cleaning poses a slightly more challenging, albeit not impossible task. Also, you should prob listen to #ParquetCourts today. Try Everyday It Starts. ____ #cleaninghouse #evel0 #naptime #resist #44children #44music


For some reason I like Vivaldi way more than Beethoven. I don't get why Beethoven songs are so famous."


- anonymous six-year old

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