I Guess We Could Just Steal Thrym's

-Daddy, will you make me a hammer like Thor's? 

I started to say Yes, but then I remembered that the special anvil I always use when forging immortal weaponry is buried in the garage somewhere. So we need to to garage-clean before we can hammer-make. 

My son did not accept this reality with grace.

Fort Building in the Dangerous Wild (Yes, That is a Lululemon Bag and a Drumstick He is Carrying and Yes, That is an Incredibly Valuable Piece of Treasure She Has Just Uncovered, and Ideally It Will be Sufficient to Cover Two Years of College Someday).